typical work memo
Dear Esteemed Team,
I noticed that we do B. B was a good idea once because of A. A no longer exists, but we continued to do B because we have done B for C years. Now (in the real world in the present time) B creates the following problems:
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We can fix B by doing X. Here is specifically how it solves our problems:
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Additionally, it makes D easier for you, E easier for her, and F easier for him. And then some whipped cream and cherries. That’s right, multiple cherries.
Does anyone oppose to applying logic to the situation? If not, I have already researched X, documented the complete justification for X, written an SOP, and created a button that activates an Excel macro that implements X in its entirety with a single click. YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO THINK, DO, OR SAY ANYTHING. Please just nod.
You are all brilliant and I would greatly appreciate your input on how to improve X.
Cheers,
S E C
